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memewhore:

thisismyveritas:

Barack Obama: “Same-Sex couples should be able to get married.”

Joe Biden: “I watch Smash!”

Mitt Romney: “Marriage should only be between a rich man and a bland woman.”

Newt Gingrich: “Marriage should only be between a man and a woman…and then another woman, and then another woman that gets cancer, and then another woman, until you find one that agrees to an open-marriage.”

John Edwards: “Marriage is between a man and a woman and the mistress he pays to keep her damn mouth shut.”

Rick Santorum: “Marriage should only be between a man and a woman and the gimp he keeps tied up in the closet to rim his asshole when no one else is around.”

Herman Cain: “Marriage is between a man and a woman and any big-tittied bitches with pepperoni nipples and doughy love handles that a man can get his hands on.”

       ^ Because this post deserves one.

Rick Santorum’s made me significantly less hungry. So did just typing santorum. Ew.