Posts tagged I hate them as much as I hate garden lizards

A BIG ASS cockroach just flew from nowhere and attacked my fucking wall. I don’t usually mind bugs, but this thing was a fucking monster so I drowned it in hairspray and it can rest in peace in my trash can. You can call PETA on me or whatever then hell you want, I don’t care. Oh gawd I can feel things crawling on me now and I’m flipping the fuck out.