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Daniel sent me a click at your own risk link

Me:
The fuck bro
Me:
The fuck is that
Me:
My vagina is scared
Me:
ohmygod it's trying to run away
Daniel:
Poor Vagina
Me:
ahdfghjfdghfkghfhgjkhg
Me:
I haaaaaaaaate you
Daniel:
:p
Me:
You owe my vagina an apology
Daniel:
I'm sorry vagina
Me:
VAGINA DOES NOT FORGIVE
Me:
OR FORGET
Me:
VAGINA WILL GET REVENGE
Me:
I'M GOING TO STOP TALKING ABOUT MY VAGINA AS A PERSON NOW
Me:
Why are you with me. I'm so weird.

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dollyx:


Elizabeth Báthory is one of the most prolific serial killers in all of  history.
She was born into nobility and was highly educated but also  very vain.
One day, infuriated, Elizabeth struck one of her servant girls so hard that some blood  dripped from her face onto Elizabeth’s hand and she immediately thought that her skin took on a glowing freshness of her young maid.
Elizabeth believed she had found the secret of eternal youth. After this, women were abducted and hung upside down, while they were still alive and their  throats were slit to prepare Elizabeth’s bath.
The Countess of Transylvania and four collaborators were accused of torturing and killing  hundreds of girls, with one witness attributing to them  over 650  victims, though the number for which they were convicted was  80. Elizabeth herself was neither tried nor convicted.




I want this…I sound like a psychotic freak Historical murder entertains me.

dollyx:

Elizabeth Báthory is one of the most prolific serial killers in all of history.

She was born into nobility and was highly educated but also very vain.

One day, infuriated, Elizabeth struck one of her servant girls so hard that some blood dripped from her face onto Elizabeth’s hand and she immediately thought that her skin took on a glowing freshness of her young maid.

Elizabeth believed she had found the secret of eternal youth. After this, women were abducted and hung upside down, while they were still alive and their throats were slit to prepare Elizabeth’s bath.

The Countess of Transylvania and four collaborators were accused of torturing and killing hundreds of girls, with one witness attributing to them over 650 victims, though the number for which they were convicted was 80. Elizabeth herself was neither tried nor convicted.

I want this…
I sound like a psychotic freak
Historical murder entertains me.

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