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half-cocked: feministjenn: blueeyes-auburnhair: sanityscraps: thanedatassassinkrios: amandakitswell: dragonloafs: jidfurikuri: abaldwin360: Seven states that ban atheists from holding public office. What the actual fuck. Since when does your personal, religious beliefs matter in a country that supposedly has separation of church and state?  look at this shit All of these states can feel free to secede from my country at any time, kthx. GTFO of the country founded to escape religious persecution you cockmunching assholes. Hahahaha, I saw hate about states and I’m so totally not surprised to see my state up there. For fucks sake, Mississippi, you have to get on everyone’s bad side, don’t you? And separation of church and state in Mississippi? HA, HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! FUCK!  Remember that one time when the US Constitution banned religious tests for the holding of office?  Yeah, good times, good times. Dammit, Tennessee. My state makes me sad. not surprised tbh i was super scared florida was gonna be here but it wasn’t, thank god. not that this is much of an accomplishment. sorry, florida, you don’t get a gold star for behaving the way you’re supposed to. I thought Maryland was Florida at first glance. So glad it’s not, I don’t want to move.

half-cocked:

feministjenn:

blueeyes-auburnhair:

sanityscraps:

thanedatassassinkrios:

amandakitswell:

dragonloafs:

jidfurikuri:

abaldwin360:

Seven states that ban atheists from holding public office.

What the actual fuck. Since when does your personal, religious beliefs matter in a country that supposedly has separation of church and state? 

look at this shit

All of these states can feel free to secede from my country at any time, kthx.

GTFO of the country founded to escape religious persecution you cockmunching assholes.

Hahahaha, I saw hate about states and I’m so totally not surprised to see my state up there. For fucks sake, Mississippi, you have to get on everyone’s bad side, don’t you?

And separation of church and state in Mississippi? HA, HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! FUCK! 

Remember that one time when the US Constitution banned religious tests for the holding of office? 

Yeah, good times, good times.

Dammit, Tennessee. My state makes me sad.

not surprised tbh

i was super scared florida was gonna be here but it wasn’t, thank god. not that this is much of an accomplishment. sorry, florida, you don’t get a gold star for behaving the way you’re supposed to.

I thought Maryland was Florida at first glance. So glad it’s not, I don’t want to move.

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dirty-got-secrets:

okay, I normally don’t give a shit what people say about these secrets because people love this blog and I enjoy making and reading the hilarious as fuck things people send in.

But one person reblogged #338 which is a Jaqen one and added:

“That’s a perfect example (actually most of the user’s posts can be them) when fangirling goes too far and becomes ugly. At least for me. UGH. That’s when ‘block’ comes in handy. Sorry mate.”

Like, seriously. Da fuq you talking about. This is tame compared to some of the ones that have been sent in.

Some people just need to harden the fuck up.

The secret wasn’t even dirty, it said “I want Jaqen to talk to me while we fuck” or something along those lines. There have been secrets about wanting a dog to shit on the poster, I think that was a troll, but still! Of all the secrets to get butthurt over…

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Victoria Justice is a great singer

I’m not here to put her down and say Ariana and Elizabeth are better singers, they are all fantastic in their own rights. I am here to say Victoria needs to learn how to properly fake sing. Honestly, you can’t sit there and head bang/whip your head around erratically while singing. In the real world it makes your voice come out weird. She just needs to learn to keep her head still.